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Twisted Seasonal Humor

Well, it is December already. How time fly's when you are having fun. It is time once again for a little twisted holiday humor. May the chuckles be many and the snowflakes be few and far between. Also may you be blessed with an abundance of warm woolly socks and comfortable fitting long underwear.

Most of us are familiar with the various phases of the moon. There is the 'Full Moon', the 'Harvest Moon', the 'Blue Moon' and recently a new phase has been sighted. This one a little closer to earth. This phase has been aptly named the 'Snow Moon'.

Even 'Frosty the Snowman' has caught up to modern times and has been experimenting with some of today's modern wonder drugs. A little Viagra goes a long way and perhaps Frosty should learn to read the labels a little more closely.

Santa's Reindeer are no strangers to the stresses of the holiday season. They have to deal with hazards they may encounter in their worldly travels.

Even Rudolph has had to deal with much in the way of on the job harassment. He may have gone a bit overboard in his response and seeking 'Rudolph's Revenge'.

Santa also has to deal with a few problems of his own this time of the year. Determining who has been naughty or nice. Making sure there are enough toys and presents for all the little girls and boys. And dealing with other issues related to the temperament of those he relies on to get all the gifts delivered on time.

With the increase in modern air travel and the related traffic in the Friendly Skies there is also an increase in hazards to be aware of.

Last but not least for those of us in the colder northern climates it is time to make sure we are prepared for the cold and winter snows that are about to make our lives a bit more busy. We have to make sure our snow shovels are in good condition. Perhaps have a bit of salt on hand to take care of any ice that may make our walkways and driveways a bit hazardous. And if we are fortunate to have one, it is time to make sure the snow blower is in good working condition after sitting idle for such a long time.

I wonder if for this particular machine they had to use a little Preparation H on that discharge chute. I don't even want to know where the other end of that device is attached to.

So, in all, the holiday season can be a stressful time for many. For now I will leave you with a bit of age old holiday cheer.

HO . . HO . . HO . . Merry Christmas!!

Since both of those cheerful holiday chants have been recently deemed not appropriate or no longer 'Politically Correct', I will surely be condemned to 'Holiday Hell' for making them. But then I do not really care. As another old twisted saying goes . . .

Happy Holidays to all . . . And to all a Good Night!